cas-has-the-phone-box:

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

GET OUT ME VAG

sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that